February 2012
159 posts
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fuckyeahthebetterlife:
….I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs, if that’s okay.
reblog if you honestly think you will be single...
Having the sex appeal of a FUCKING LAMINGTON.
Fuck this shit.
The awkward moment when someone probably thinks...
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
"dick toss that shit" LOL
There are bugs on these walls, and they crawl in...
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